
Like borrowing your man's cashmere sweaters or slipping into his shirts (a sartorial swap I indulge in on a regular basis) I always believed spritzing men's scent was insouciant, ultra-cool and intriguing. I have a 'wardrobe' of fragrance for every season and occasion - ranging from invigorating masculine colognes, intoxicating one-note florals and exotic bottles from cult brands. One of my favourite after-dark scents was Miller Harris' Feuille de Tabac, a rich, woodsy, amber liquid based on tobacco and cigar smoke.
However, an unexpected nightclub encounter has seen me put aside the boy's bottles and return to fragrances that are slightly more feminine from now on.
"Ooh, who smells like a man?" squealed the bland blonde in Bungalow 8's bathroom, before interrogating her cronies as to who had been "getting jiggy" with the male clientele. I could have interrupted, pointing out that
I was the bearer of such powerful perfume... before mentioning that the general consensus seems to be that girls who wear boys' scents are soignee, mysterious, captivating...
and it's by Miller Harris... but I didn't. I washed my hands and left the loo vowing to reevaluate my fragrance choices ASAP.
I like to mix things up in a manner that can be described as eclectic-ish. Ergo, stomping around the East End in biker boots, dark denim and Mr F's jumper calls for a surprising blast of Summer blossom... Likewise, spending the evening drinking cocktails, shimmying in purple sequins and silver Lanvin sandals and checking my false eyelashes aren't wonky is a girly activity, therefore wearing a smoky, manly scent is the perfect olfactory offset. Sophie Dahl acknowledges the power of wearing the opposite sex's scent in Vogue but it's time I grew out of my angsty attempts at blending gender barriers and got on with the business of simply smelling good.
NB: I also am vowing to spray
less this year. No one needs to know you've arrived before you even make it out the taxi, do they? Sorry to all Addison Lee drivers.